El Kiablo

The return of ~philosophy~!

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT

Memento was a great movie, but how much more of a mind fuck would it have been if the main character had been an elephant, who in addition to trying to murder a man was trying to overcome society's pre-conceived notions about how elephants never forget?

Further reading: For the first time in over a year I've got a new desktop background. This painting is, in a word, amazing

Nothing says mall food court like the international food of dungeons

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT

When will hipsters getting around to making artisan organic gruel?

Further reading: Hipster Dinosaurs: the title says it all

Yet another reason to never ever want to look in a mirror

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT

This is one of the rare El Kiablo cartoons that could be improved the same way New Yorker cartoons are improved - by adding the extra punchline "Christ, what an asshole"

Further reading: Achewood knows a thing or two about visible word balloons

Saint Patrick did some pretty shoddy work, if you think about it.

Sun, 22 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT

If they put Saint Patrick in charge of getting rid of nuclear waste, and he tries to get rid of it the same way he got rid of Ireland's snakes... well, we might be in toruble

Further reading: These drawings, which are based on one sentence descriptions of CSI episodes, are mostly amazing.

Oscar The Grouch learns about civil rights the hard way

Sat, 14 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT

The CIA's reasoning behind denying Elmo his habeas corpus rights was a little more tortured and prone to appeal

Further reading: An interesting article about Iron Man and how he fits into the cultural zeitgeist

Collarbone to collarbone just means you are in a cattle car

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT

there's too many pop songs about sucking face and not enough about busting rocks

Further reading: This article on Newt Gingrich is unrelated and yet still somehow interesting

That's odd, the blood normally gets off on the fifth floor, to be inspected and packaged

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT

Between my elevator of blood obsession and my floating space baby obsession, its clear I find Stanley Kubrick hilarious. Which makes sense; his films are so thigh-slapping amusing, right?

Further reading: Speaking of elevators of blood... Actually, that's pretty unrelated to this article

Merlin, like all of the Mad Men, has old school taste in drinks

Tue, 03 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT

Although had the orange been invented back then, he might have also liked a mimosa

Further reading: a cat on a leash is a freak on a leash

Porn stars don't name themselves after meat products nearly enough

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 00:00:00 GMT

Don't ever name your child Truman Tripe, no matter how you feel about Harry S or that particular edible product.

Further reading: Another deer related cartoon...

Okily Dokily, my Dark Lord Neighborino

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:00:00 GMT

Somehow, "hunky dory" sounds so innocent, but "dunky whorey" doesn't.

Further reading: I just saw these cats in concert. They were pretty good - you should give them a try